Latest entrepreneurial ideas:
Aspara-Bits: Asparagus flavored cereal.
Omlaüts: Heavy metal-themed breakfast eatery.
Ice cream à la mode: Ice cream served with a side of ice cream.
NapGym: Like a gym, only for sleeping. (See also: Executive NapGym.)
Self-Googling NewsBots: I have no idea, but they sound awesome.
