Unemployment: Day 23

I’ve been contemplating a new potential entrepreneurial venture: A nickname service.

“Names R Us” or “The Fabulous Nickname Boys” are possible business names.

So far I have over five (5) nickname ideas:

Real Name                Suggested Nickname
John                           Johnny
Steve                          The Stevester
Bob                            Bo (pronounced “Bah”)
Phil                            Jim
Sue                            Susan
Joe                            Jaundice

This is, of course, only a beginning and I will add as many names as needed. I’ve been trying to convince my father’s rich friends to invest, but so far I’ve had little response. Rome, Ga., was not, however, built in a day, and I will press on.

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  1. notactuallyme said: Glad to see you’re spending your days productively, Neil.
  2. fuiru said: As a Phil myself, I can confirm that “Jim” is an excellent nickname for me. Thanks, Names R Us!
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