Posted on Monday, 2 November 2009
Size matters
- Me: "I didn't really care for 'Gladiator.'"
- Friend: "Did you see it on the big screen? It's only worth seeing on the big screen."
- Me: "No, I saw it on one of those little monitors that hangs from the roof of a minivan."
- Friend: "Who the fuck do you know who owns a minivan?"
- Me: "Oh, I don't know. It was just some guy I was following on the Interstate."
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