Today’s plan

mr-7:

  1. Get up.

  2. Survive.

  3. Go to bed.

It’s much the same as every other day. I’m also stuck on 1.

I once had to fill out a self-evaluation at work that included the question, “What are your long-term goals?”

My response was, “I don’t set long-term goals, only daily goals. My goal today is the same as every day: Make it back to bed without killing myself.”

When my boss read it, she said, “That isn’t very funny.” I said, “It wasn’t intended to be.”

We had a somewhat strained relationship after that.

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  1. mr-7 reblogged this from hurtling and added:
    i’ve just had to fill in a staff appraisal form. It was so very, very hard not to fill in the section where you say...
  2. pocketcontents reblogged this from hurtling and added:
    Would she have preferred it to say, “Make it back to bed without killing my boss”?
  3. hurtling reblogged this from mr-7 and added:
    fill out a self-evaluation at work that included the question, “What are your long-term goals?” My response was, “I...
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